Least I Could Do
It was once stated by a very wise man that Frog King makes everything better...
Now is the time, the day, the hour, when you prove that ever-so-wise man correct with your very own Frog King companion (and condom holder)!
Made from exotic materials foraged from ancient mayan temples (or whatever materials is 'plush'), the Frog King plush is made to sit on any bed, desk, chair, bar stool, or naked back.
Complete with crown (thus no mistaken identify issue could take place) and comdon holder pouch in back, this plush will make a fine addition to any home bar or brothel.
Condom not included